I haven't posted in FOREVER.
Bad news.

I have one of these doohickeys:
But I lost the pen thinger!
Anyone know where I can find another one? I'd rather pay than spend more time looking for it. Hey, I could have two.
Some of you are probably wondering, "Hey Whutsurnaym, how come you haven't posted in over a month?"
Well, blog readers... (er... blorders? roggers? bleeders? Meh.)

Welp, this time, I has an excuse.
Er, excuses.
I has an excuses.
First: I was working on the AWESOME NEW WEBSITE LAYOUT!!!
You know you love it.

And second, I've really been getting into flash coding. I'm actually trying to learn how to make games. I've currently only made one (and it totally sucks, but hey, it's a game!) and I'm feeling generous, so I'll go ahead and see if it's too stupid to work. I mean put it on my site. On this page.
Right here.
I've been working on a speech to present to you talking about how much I want you guys to comment on my blog. I don't know if it sucks as much as I think it does, and you guys are the only ones who can tell me! Soooo...
Here's my speech.
Beautiful, eh?
It took me three weeks to write it.

Except for this person:
So comment on my posts. Any of them. All of them.
I am officially proud of myself. 

I ripped a phonebook in half.

Yes, with my bare hands. :D

It took a while. This is how it went in my head:
But I have a feeling that this is what actually happened.
I'm still proud of myself. :D
I just realized that I haven't posted in a while, since I've been busy exercising (my right to have no life).
As an apology for the long time without posting, here's a picture of a Dinosaur.
I recently found out my cousin got in trouble for touching a kid. Now, I know what you're thinking, but he touched the kid lightly on the chin. On the CHIN! The kid's dad came over and yelled at my cousin for "hitting" the kid. I don't get it! Why do giant dads abuse their God-given gift of being really large?? My cousin described this guy as a giant! He didn't say if he was big because of muscle or fat, so it was either this:
Or this...
Rain D: 07/14/2010
Hooray! I forgot to post yesterday.
So basically I've been going crazy. We haven't gotten ANY rain this summer, no matter how many rain clouds pass over us. Mother Nature hates me. Okay, I'm sorry I peed on that plant, we were on the highway and there were no bathrooms!! Please, mother nature, make it rain!!
So yeah, I have the worst short-term memory out of everyone I know. I named my blog page "LTCDP Blog" because it was an acronym, and I've already forgotten what it stood for.....
Yeah I still have no idea...
Uhh... I'll make a post about it when I remember.
Lick the chocolate diaper pie?
Like the cool dude post?


Okay, out of those, it should be Like the Cool Dude People.

Uhh... yeah. It's a blog. Deal with it. So... I don't have much to talk about. Wait, I do! Ice cream! For you (yes, you), I have a little suggestion. Shoutout to all y'all who live or will live in Sacramento, California: CHECK OUT GUNTHER'S QUALITY ICE CREAM!! It's been around for like, 70 years, and they haven't changed the quality since they started. It's some of the best ice cream you can get anywhere in town, hands down. Don't even try to top this. 
Try comparing Gunther's to Cold Stone Creamery. Cold Stone doesn't have a chance. It's like if Gunther's had a gun and Coldstone was a melty cup thing.

NOTE: Your ice cream may or may not actually smoke or carry around a badly drawn revolver. Kthxbye.
YAY! I finished my first post! I have survived the klogger's world so far! (Klogger- short for EveryoneKnowsAddingABlogWillMakeMySiteSuckLog.)